Offensive Crayons - Not for the easily offended! – FRIVVY

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Last updated 16 Aug 2024

Offensive Crayons - Not for the easily offended! – FRIVVY

Offensive Crayons - *NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive
Irreverent Crayons Are you tired of coloring with the same old dull crayons like blue or burnt sienna? We feel the same way. That's why we've created Offensive Crayons - a collection of colors that are anything but safe or politically correct. Say goodbye to boring shades like goldenrod or violet. Welcome a family of blunt, direct, and irreverent colors that will bring a whole new level of fun to your coloring experience. We've gone above and beyond to make sure these crayons stand out. How? By using the cheapest labor we could find, guaranteeing you at least 22-23 different colors in every pack. Each crayon is labeled with a unique and thought-provoking name, such as Suspicious Cold Sore Red or Privilege. With 24 assorted colors to choose from, you'll never run out of inspiration for your masterpieces. These crayons are safe for ages 18+. Who says coloring is just for kids? Get ready to unleash your creativity with Offensive Crayons - the crayons that don't shy away from breaking boundaries. Oh, and by the way, we're not going to show you what all of the crayons say. You'll just have to find out for yourself.