Offensive-ish Crayons - Unique Gifts - Offensive Crayons — Perpetual Kid

Not your normal box of crayons

Say goodbye to your old boring crayon box of politically correct colors and say hello to our Offensive-ish Crayon Box of 24 blunt, direct, whoa they went there, debatable, and irreverent colors.

Include the popular and offensive:

• Vaping Douche Violet
• Midlife Crisis Gray
• Glass of Whine
• Participation Trophy Gold
• Victim Blame Blue
• Eating Your Feelings Orange

Hey Karen, NO these are NOT for kids. We are Perpetual Kid you know, like older people with a mischievous inner child. Please note: If you purchase these crayons and then send an email complaining that you were offended you will be banned from shopping with us again! S E R I O U S L Y! Offensive-ish Crayons are not for sensitive folks!